Droppin' a Blog

Welcome to The Brian Fox Blog.  Here you will find my thoughts, my dreams, and possibly, if I can get my mechanical engineer friend to help me, the schematics for my cow fart engine.  I understand they have already built a device that harnesses the methane generated by bovine flatulence, but I came up with the idea first, damn it.  I was in sixth grade.  Only my idea was not similar to the automatic milking machine, it was this honeycomb structure that you would load cows in ass-first en masse... oh man, it would have been awesome.  And if I'd had any sense when I was twelve, I would have patented the design and been rich by now and probably wouldn't need to be writing this blog and LOOKIE THERE, I have already brought us full circle.  Only the most talented bloggers can do that in just a paragraph.